20,I consider myself friendly, but with a dash of sarcasm, a competitive streak and a heaping portion of dark humor.
Ask me anything.
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
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an accurate portrayal of beyonce fans
an accurate portrayal of madonna fans
an accurate portrayal of lady gaga fans
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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Anonymous asked: Wow, how does it feel to be super hot?!
Honestly?
I don’t feel hot, I know other guys find me attractive, so that’s a plus, but I’m super insecure about my body, and I’m constantly afraid that my personality will drive guys away, lol…
So, being “hot” is no different than being average looking, the only difference is that people are a little more likely to be friendly to you…
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
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